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Monday, June 13, 2016

It's  a great time to join the New Oil Barons  

Oil prices pared losses to trade roughly flat on Monday as the dollar reversed course, though gloomy economic prospects in Europe and Asia weighed on crude futures. 

The softening comes a week after crude prices hit 2016 highs on the back of a quicker-than-expected rebalancing in physical oil markets.

Crude futures clawed back some ground as the dollar's rally stalled in morning trade.

Brent crude oil futures was up 1 cent at $50.55 per barrel by 11:03 a.m. ET (1503 GMT), after striking a session low of $49.61.


U.S. crude was up 3 cents at $49.10 a barrel, having earlier fallen to $48.16.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

OIL NEWS

Saudi Arabia promised this week to keep their oil production capacity at current levels until at least 2020.

If they keep this promise, that should help ease the worries of traders that increased demand will be outmatched by supply growing even faster.

It's time you joined the New Oil Barons and made some big money

Why don't ordinary working people invest in oil?


Could it be they just don't have the money to buy BP Oil at $370.54 per share? Or maybe it's because brokers require a minimum $1000 deposit to open a trading account – plus fees, of course.

The bottom line is that only the wealthy can capitalize on this, the greatest opportunity for wealth since John D Rockerfeller stood on a New York corner giving away bottles of lamp oil.

So once again the old adage about the rich getting richer holds true - unless we can spread the word about a new investment idea being promoted by the New Oil Barons' before oil prices shoot back up to their 1014 highs and the opportunity disappears, that is.

You are probably too young to remember the Beverly Hillbillies TV series that ran from 1962 to 1971 featuring a man named Jed. A poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed. Until one day he was a-shootin' at some food, when up through the ground came a-bubbling crude. Oil that is. Texas tea!

Well the Oil Barons' opportunity is very similar except you're shooting at the moon, not the ground. And the crude oil doesn't bubble out of the ground, but gushes out of thin air in the form of free oil certificates while you're a-hollering at your friends about your good fortune.

OK. So my analogy is kind of corny, But the message is so exciting I didn't think you'd mind the silly bit of hyperbole

The fact is that The Barons pays cash and oil certificates worth 1/8 of the price of a barrel - which started out at $28 last February and climbed up to $49 by the eleventh of June, and will keep on a-risin'
for the next couple of years – at least.

What I didn't say in the paragraph above is that every time someone signs up as a member, they get one of those valuable paper oil drops absolutely free, and so does everyone on their upline for nine more levels. And all of those upline members also get a cash bonus.

Do you get it? It's a pyramid, for Cripe's sake! The guy at the top (you) gets paid cash and certificates every time someone below him (for ten levels) signs up a new member. If you recruit one new member every week, you'll be a millionaire in 14 months.

I know you are going to feel guilty about it. Just like Jed did when he moved to Beverley Hills, leaving all his old friends and kin behind. But after all, you're the guy who pulled the trigger that started the oil flowing!

So now that you've learned how to make your fortune in oil, what are you going to do? After all, 30-30 bullets aren't cheap. And Oil Barons membership is twenty-five bucks a month. That's a pretty big gamble. Right?

Not really. You get one free certificate worth about $6 when you sign-up. Sign up two friends and you'll have all your money back.

What do you think the average North American adult wins with the twenty-five dollars they spend on the government's sure-loss lottery tickets every month? You know the answer without me giving you any hints.

Don't be a left-behind hillbilly, join the Oil Barons today.


Http://thenewoilbarons.ca

Friday, June 10, 2016

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Why Product-based MLM distributors are doomed to failure

My name is Calvin Smith. I am founder and CEO of  the New Oil Barons, investment MLM. I was an Amway distributor in the 1970s and learned the hard way, that I was nothing but a customer for the company's over-priced products. I tried a couple of other MLMs with similar results.

Now I see that no product-based MLM is worth a dime as an income opportunity for anyone other than the company itself.

MLM products purchased at outrageous wholesale prices are impossible to sell at their suggested retail prices and still make a profit. Not only is the wholesale price too high, most states now require that sales taxes must be paid on wholesale purchases and, with the addition of shipping charges, there's very little incentive for trying to sell product to non-participants.

To check this out, representatives from ten MLM companies, including Pharmanex, Quixtar (Amway), Melaleuca, Shaklee, Usana, Isagenix, Sunrider, Herbalife, Arbonne, and Neways were asked by an MLM investigator for the prices of their “best  reasonably priced formulation of multi-vitamin, multi-mineral products, with antioxidant protection.” The average cost per month of the ten separate products was $61.22. Wholesale prices were about the same after taxes and shipping are added.     
   
Then, ten health food retailers were asked for prices on similar products. Their average cost was only $11.52 per month, including shipping. Can you see why these companies are hated by the 99%  of their failed distributors?

As a double check for this article, I compared the price of Amway's glister toothpaste to that of Colgate, Aquafresh, Crest, and Aim, and found Glister 2.4 times higher than Aquafresh - their closest competitor.
The only MLM product I have ever made money with was the laundry ball. It was new, innovative, and exciting. I made $15,000 with it in three months, but then 60-minutes labeled it a fraud and it quickly died. In spite of all my negative experiences though, I have continued to believe in the power of networking.

So when crude oil dropped from $150/barrel in 2014, to $28/barrel in Feb 2016, I felt that I had to do something to give ordinary people a chance to cash in on the obvious fact that oil would  go back up again...and I have been proven right. It is rising fast already.

It took me three months to devise our unique new investment system and  it is now ready to roll. It is a multilevel system similar to an investment club, based on rising oil prices, with a generous double currency, 10-level payment plan.

The idea is to give ordinary people the opportunity to buy large quantities of oil for nothing but a membership fee of $25 per month. There's nothing to buy, nothing to sell, and no actual investment. All that's required is to help us grow a huge membership.

Now for the first time ever, there is an almost cost-free way for the ordinary wage-earner to grow wealthy over the next few years. But we need people like you, with the experience and marketing expertise to help us grow quickly before crude prices level off again.

Please check out our website at http://thenewoilbarons.ca and join me in this exciting new venture.

Sunday, April 10, 2016



Do you 'member the story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor mountainier, barely kept his fam'ly fed.
And then one day, while a shootin' at some food,
Up through the ground came a bubbelin' crude.

Oil that is. Texas tea.

Maybe you think it couldn't happen to you.
A poor man's dreams never seem to come true.
Well grab your rifle and a bullet or two,
and we'll take hike - maybe get some too.

Crude that is. Texas gold.

The secret is, not to do it alone.
Find some friends and bring them along.
If everybody helps, then everyone wins.
We'll be slogging through oil, right up to our chins.

Crude oil. Thick black stuff.

So now you're rich it doesn't matter to you,
If you've got to spend a dollar or two,
A mere five bucks is all it costs
to live your life without a boss.

Not countin' your wife, that is.

Join the New Oil Barons and get rich

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

The Oil Barons' Riddle
Hello. My name is Cal Smith. I live in Kelowna, B.C. Canada. I am the creator of the world's first and only MLM investment club.

It's a new, exciting, everybody wins, wealth building pyramid scheme based on oil. It works like magic! There's nothing to buy or sell, but produces big money almost out of thin air for our members.

Membership is just five dollars a month. Even the homeless can scrape up that much and they are the people this program was designed to help. Although the cost of membership is miniscule, the payouts can be enormous. Even the losers, those who join the club and do nothing but sit around the members' lounge, the will make some money.

So abracadabra! If everybody makes money, where does all the profit come from? Certainly not from the oil certificates that are given away free every time somebody joins the club.

Well, like all good magicians, I won't give my secrets away. The only thing I'll tell you is that the Oil Barons program was created in the future and is 100% honest and above board. You should be able to figure it out for yourself, but if you can't, send me an email and I'll explain it  to you.

In the meantime, here is a little more information about the program to help you decide to join the New Oil Barons right now.

Each new member receives one Oil Certificate with a value equivalent to five gallons of crude oil at the OPEC price of crude. Certificates are numbered and dated for maturity 12 months in advance of the member's registration date. They are cash-able by the company on, or anytime after the maturity date at whatever the OPEC price of crude oil at that time.

A barrel of Crude oil contains forty-two gallons which makes each certificate worth 0.11904 times the barrel price. For example, if the current price of crude is $42, each certificate is worth five dollars (42 x 0.11904).

Bulk certificates are available, aside from the network marketing program. These certificates also have a 12-month maturity period and, as is the case with all certificates, may be held indefinitely to take advantage of rising oil prices.

The New Oil Barons company plans on 'going public' when eligible in three years. At that time, all certificates can be exchanged on a one-for-one basis for corporate shares.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Lithium is shoving Oil out of the auto business 

Tesla Motor Inc. is no longer  a niche model automaker. It got rave reviews for its award-winning electric Model T3. They are faster, safer and much more efficient than any other EV on the market today.



Which explains why its stock is up more than 500% over the past three years.Yet, that rising value depends on Panasonic – Tesla’s “silent partner.”

In fact, Tesla wouldn’t be the success it is today without the EV cells that Panasonic makes. Indeed, the two firms joined forces back in 2009. The next year, Panasonic invested $30 million in Tesla. And a year later, it agreed to supply enough EV cells for more than 80,000 Teslas.

And the value of that relationship keeps getting better. Just look at what’s happening near Reno, Nevada.
There, Tesla will open its huge “gigafactory” next year that will allow it to reach its goal of making 500,000 cars a year – five times its 2015 output.

Just a few weeks ago, Panasonic confirmed it will invest up to $1.6 billion in the Tesla plant, which has a total price tag of about $5 billion. It’s also shifting hundreds of its Japanese engineers to Nevada to ensure the new plant gets off to a great start.

Tesla needs the gigafactory in part to fuel its growth in China. Tesla believes China will surpass U.S. sales by 2021. For Tesla, the Chinese market is a no-brainer. China now has more millionaires (3.6 million) than the eight biggest European nations combined.

Tesla may end up building cars in China. But for the first few years, the Nevada plant will likely be the main battery supplier for global sales.

For its part, Panasonic embraces the notion of Chinese production. At the end of 2015, the company announced plans to spend $400 million to build a lithium-ion battery plant in Dalian. When that plant opens in early 2017, it will be able to supply EV packs for 200,000 cars a year.

And that may not be enough. Thanks to robust government incentives, Chinese consumers bought more than 300,000 electric or hybrid vehicles in 2015, twice the level of just two years earlier.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

What do poor people buy on pay day?
 

Adapted from an article by Mike Farris.

After meeting their basic necessities, they buy stuff. What is stuff? It's non-essential brick-a-brack, mostly junk from yard sales, flea markets, and Walmart. Their homes are full of stuff. Every wall, every table filled to overflowing with stuff.

Nothing wrong with buying stuff, but after years of buying stuff, how much money do have they saved for retirement? When was the last time they took a really nice vacation?

On the other hand, what do rich people buy on pay day? They buy something that will make them more money.

True story... When Warren Buffet (one of the richest men in the world) was 9 years old, he had a paper route. Young Warren saved all he could every payday, and after a few months purchased an old used pinball machine.

He asked the local barber shop owner if he could place the pinball machine in his shop on commission. Naturally, the barber agreed. His customers liked to play pinball while they waited, and the barber made some extra cash.

With two streams of income, by age 12, Warren had placed more pinball machines and was making more money than his Father.

So... what are you buying on pay day? Even if you can only afford something inexpensive... like a part time home-based business such as the New Oil Barons...

The long term benefits are well worth the effort. Invest in yourself, unless of course, you think you are not a good investment. In that case, just keep on buying stuff.

The Oil Barons will be opening their (sort of) investment MLM within 10 days and will be looking for members for only $5 a month. I know it's not stuff, but it could give you enough money to start buying good stuff, like a Tahitii vacation or one fantastic new Tesla Model 3s.

Questioin of the Day...What's the difference between rich and poor people?

Answer: Poor people work for money.... money works for rich people.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Get her off the streets

Anyone ambitious enough to stand on a corner asking people for money would have no trouble building a highly successful network marketing business.

Wouldn't you like to have her in your downline?

Getting the homeless off our city streets and onto Wall Street

The following post was triggered by a businessman's nightmare that I had a couple of nights ago. Some old guy was telling a potential member not to join the New Oil Barons, because Cal Smith doesn't know what he's doing half the time. Listen to him.


"The New Oil Barons haven't even got their incorporation seal, let alone a working website, yet they're already talking about a plan to give members shares in their new MLM-based oil business - no charge. If you ask me, that's pretty damn premature. It's like going to the opera with no pants.

What's an oil company doing in an online MLM business anyway? How are they going to deliver the stuff when somebody needs  an oil change? An overhead pipeline won't fly in my neighborhood, that's for sure.

The guy who thought this thing up must be off his rocker. How's he going to give everything away 'no-charge' and still make money. It just nonsense. I suppose he thinks he'll have thousands of members paying five bucks a month that he can invest in something explosive like lithium which in very high demand for all of the new electric cars like the Model 3 Tesla. Well, good luck Buster!

And all those free oil certificates are definitely gonna increase in value over the next 12 months. Prices are just low now because those Arab idiots have been over-producing  and stock-piling to keep prices high until they got rid of most of their shares. Well mark my words, all those rich-bitches are sitting in their tents slowly buying their shares back at these low prices and soon's they have enough they'll raise the oil price and send the stocks skyward again. The Oil Barons will be stuck buying all those certificates back from their members. And good for them!"

The speaker pauses briefly then continues. "Hmmm! Maybe I should get me some of those oil certificates too. I know lots of people who'd like to get some of that money, and I'd sure like to be around to tell the buggers 'I told you so'!"

Sunday, March 27, 2016

The New Oil Barons network is a wild new type of investment opportunity based on a number of established wealth building techniques, some of them starchy and dignified like the secretive 'old boys networks'; others broader in scope, such as automobile associations, farmers co-ops, and mutual funds; and finally, the newer, more explosive MLM and Network Marketing plans.

While all of these groups work well for those with a little extra money and/or 'the gift of the gab', they are not accessible to the bulk of population who really need some way of improving their lifestyles, but can barely afford to buy shoes or feed their children.

So when oil prices unexpectedly dropped from their 2014 high of one hundred and ten dollars a barrel down to thirty, Cal Smith devised a scheme to take advantage of it. It had to be something that could bring in a lot of money fast to make a substantial investment before oil prices start to climb again.

Cal's father was named Herman, so it was only natural for him to create a program that emulates Hermes, the Greek God of Commerce and Deal-making; able to move swiftly between the world of man and the world of Gods: a protector of travelers, thieves and athletes, who occasionally tricked the other gods for his own amusement or in an effort to protect the people.


Hermes is the New Oil Barons and the deal is that the people pool a small amount (five dollars) of their meager resources to build a fund large enough to buy oil from the Gods now, and sell it back to them when prices get high again. But only Hermes can work fast enough to gather the large number of five dollar bills needed to create wealth for every member in such a short time, so he enlisted the help of another God, Quasar, the God of Multiplication, who had invented the MLM system specially for Rich DeVoss and Jay Van Andel, founders of Amway.

But Amway had ignored Quasar's warning not to distort the system with deceitful pricing and mandatory member purchasing and demanded that no product or training material be sold by the New Oil Barons and that all profits of the group be distributed to members by certificates given to members for introducing the scheme to others. The deal was witnessed and would enforced by the death God Thanatos, son of Nyx, God of Night.

Thus it came to pass that Oil Certificates were created with a value of five gallons of the crudest of oil, tied tightly to OPEC prices. One certificate would issued free of any charge to every person who becomes a member and another for each new member that joins in that person's down-line five levels deep.

Quasar's calculations show that any New Barons member who brought as few as one soul per week into the New Barons group, each of whom also recruited one per week, who likewise did the same, would own 132,600 certificates in 12 months. Further calculation shows them to be worth over six hundred thousand dollars – even if oil prices were still at their current lows at that time.

Hermes, whose Godly responsibilities included guiding the souls of the dead to the underworld and the afterlife, would also be responsible for the success of new down-line members.

But the many legends attributed to Hermes (also known as Mercury by the Romans) display a dual nature, at one moment a thief and liar, at the next a sympathetic helper of those in trouble. He often serves as the muse to those who play chess; where feint and deception are often the gambits of success.

For that reason, the calculations of Quasar must be taken with a grain of salt. Not everyone can, or wants to, do the same things that another does. But Hermes defends the effectiveness of his system, saying, “if Dexter Yaeger of Amway could build a down-line of more than two and a half million soap salesmen, why can't you?”

I guess he's right. Dexter Yaeger started out selling Sears tools, Ford cars and Utica Club beer in Rome, New York where he first met Hermes. As a Rome resident, he knew the God by his Roman name 'Mercury'. Although Dexter doesn't admit to his association with Hermes, they must have been very close for Dexter to earn as much as he did – between twelve and fourteen million dollars in 2010-2011.

The fact is that one fool can do what any other fool can do, and Hermes insists that anybody can make a lot of money by becoming a member of the New Oil Barons investment group.

 
“Cal,” he told me, “this thing is so easy that anybody, even the Hindu God of Success, Lord Ganesha, can do it and make money without any effort or training. Just ask them to go to your website at http://thenewoilbarons.com and tell them I'll be their coach.”