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Thursday, March 31, 2016

What do poor people buy on pay day?
 

Adapted from an article by Mike Farris.

After meeting their basic necessities, they buy stuff. What is stuff? It's non-essential brick-a-brack, mostly junk from yard sales, flea markets, and Walmart. Their homes are full of stuff. Every wall, every table filled to overflowing with stuff.

Nothing wrong with buying stuff, but after years of buying stuff, how much money do have they saved for retirement? When was the last time they took a really nice vacation?

On the other hand, what do rich people buy on pay day? They buy something that will make them more money.

True story... When Warren Buffet (one of the richest men in the world) was 9 years old, he had a paper route. Young Warren saved all he could every payday, and after a few months purchased an old used pinball machine.

He asked the local barber shop owner if he could place the pinball machine in his shop on commission. Naturally, the barber agreed. His customers liked to play pinball while they waited, and the barber made some extra cash.

With two streams of income, by age 12, Warren had placed more pinball machines and was making more money than his Father.

So... what are you buying on pay day? Even if you can only afford something inexpensive... like a part time home-based business such as the New Oil Barons...

The long term benefits are well worth the effort. Invest in yourself, unless of course, you think you are not a good investment. In that case, just keep on buying stuff.

The Oil Barons will be opening their (sort of) investment MLM within 10 days and will be looking for members for only $5 a month. I know it's not stuff, but it could give you enough money to start buying good stuff, like a Tahitii vacation or one fantastic new Tesla Model 3s.

Questioin of the Day...What's the difference between rich and poor people?

Answer: Poor people work for money.... money works for rich people.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Get her off the streets

Anyone ambitious enough to stand on a corner asking people for money would have no trouble building a highly successful network marketing business.

Wouldn't you like to have her in your downline?

Getting the homeless off our city streets and onto Wall Street

The following post was triggered by a businessman's nightmare that I had a couple of nights ago. Some old guy was telling a potential member not to join the New Oil Barons, because Cal Smith doesn't know what he's doing half the time. Listen to him.


"The New Oil Barons haven't even got their incorporation seal, let alone a working website, yet they're already talking about a plan to give members shares in their new MLM-based oil business - no charge. If you ask me, that's pretty damn premature. It's like going to the opera with no pants.

What's an oil company doing in an online MLM business anyway? How are they going to deliver the stuff when somebody needs  an oil change? An overhead pipeline won't fly in my neighborhood, that's for sure.

The guy who thought this thing up must be off his rocker. How's he going to give everything away 'no-charge' and still make money. It just nonsense. I suppose he thinks he'll have thousands of members paying five bucks a month that he can invest in something explosive like lithium which in very high demand for all of the new electric cars like the Model 3 Tesla. Well, good luck Buster!

And all those free oil certificates are definitely gonna increase in value over the next 12 months. Prices are just low now because those Arab idiots have been over-producing  and stock-piling to keep prices high until they got rid of most of their shares. Well mark my words, all those rich-bitches are sitting in their tents slowly buying their shares back at these low prices and soon's they have enough they'll raise the oil price and send the stocks skyward again. The Oil Barons will be stuck buying all those certificates back from their members. And good for them!"

The speaker pauses briefly then continues. "Hmmm! Maybe I should get me some of those oil certificates too. I know lots of people who'd like to get some of that money, and I'd sure like to be around to tell the buggers 'I told you so'!"

Sunday, March 27, 2016

The New Oil Barons network is a wild new type of investment opportunity based on a number of established wealth building techniques, some of them starchy and dignified like the secretive 'old boys networks'; others broader in scope, such as automobile associations, farmers co-ops, and mutual funds; and finally, the newer, more explosive MLM and Network Marketing plans.

While all of these groups work well for those with a little extra money and/or 'the gift of the gab', they are not accessible to the bulk of population who really need some way of improving their lifestyles, but can barely afford to buy shoes or feed their children.

So when oil prices unexpectedly dropped from their 2014 high of one hundred and ten dollars a barrel down to thirty, Cal Smith devised a scheme to take advantage of it. It had to be something that could bring in a lot of money fast to make a substantial investment before oil prices start to climb again.

Cal's father was named Herman, so it was only natural for him to create a program that emulates Hermes, the Greek God of Commerce and Deal-making; able to move swiftly between the world of man and the world of Gods: a protector of travelers, thieves and athletes, who occasionally tricked the other gods for his own amusement or in an effort to protect the people.


Hermes is the New Oil Barons and the deal is that the people pool a small amount (five dollars) of their meager resources to build a fund large enough to buy oil from the Gods now, and sell it back to them when prices get high again. But only Hermes can work fast enough to gather the large number of five dollar bills needed to create wealth for every member in such a short time, so he enlisted the help of another God, Quasar, the God of Multiplication, who had invented the MLM system specially for Rich DeVoss and Jay Van Andel, founders of Amway.

But Amway had ignored Quasar's warning not to distort the system with deceitful pricing and mandatory member purchasing and demanded that no product or training material be sold by the New Oil Barons and that all profits of the group be distributed to members by certificates given to members for introducing the scheme to others. The deal was witnessed and would enforced by the death God Thanatos, son of Nyx, God of Night.

Thus it came to pass that Oil Certificates were created with a value of five gallons of the crudest of oil, tied tightly to OPEC prices. One certificate would issued free of any charge to every person who becomes a member and another for each new member that joins in that person's down-line five levels deep.

Quasar's calculations show that any New Barons member who brought as few as one soul per week into the New Barons group, each of whom also recruited one per week, who likewise did the same, would own 132,600 certificates in 12 months. Further calculation shows them to be worth over six hundred thousand dollars – even if oil prices were still at their current lows at that time.

Hermes, whose Godly responsibilities included guiding the souls of the dead to the underworld and the afterlife, would also be responsible for the success of new down-line members.

But the many legends attributed to Hermes (also known as Mercury by the Romans) display a dual nature, at one moment a thief and liar, at the next a sympathetic helper of those in trouble. He often serves as the muse to those who play chess; where feint and deception are often the gambits of success.

For that reason, the calculations of Quasar must be taken with a grain of salt. Not everyone can, or wants to, do the same things that another does. But Hermes defends the effectiveness of his system, saying, “if Dexter Yaeger of Amway could build a down-line of more than two and a half million soap salesmen, why can't you?”

I guess he's right. Dexter Yaeger started out selling Sears tools, Ford cars and Utica Club beer in Rome, New York where he first met Hermes. As a Rome resident, he knew the God by his Roman name 'Mercury'. Although Dexter doesn't admit to his association with Hermes, they must have been very close for Dexter to earn as much as he did – between twelve and fourteen million dollars in 2010-2011.

The fact is that one fool can do what any other fool can do, and Hermes insists that anybody can make a lot of money by becoming a member of the New Oil Barons investment group.

 
“Cal,” he told me, “this thing is so easy that anybody, even the Hindu God of Success, Lord Ganesha, can do it and make money without any effort or training. Just ask them to go to your website at http://thenewoilbarons.com and tell them I'll be their coach.”